So, there’s this well reported phenomenon of people being so invested in seeing every second of a concert that they wear diapers to the show. And performers are commenting on the smell of of sh*t rising from the crowd.
I feel like the situation is ripe, so to speak, for a song parody based on Divinyls “I touch myself”, changing it to “I sh*t myself”, emphasizing the part where she sing “oooh, OOOH!”
“I don’t want to be anywhere else
When I have to go, I sh*t myself”
…..
“I sh*t myself,
I sh*t myself,
I honestly do.”