lyrics to Lumberjack Song


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Posted by amadbruin on November 03, 2026 at 08:06:40


Palin:
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night, I work all day

Mounties Choir:
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

Palin:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

Mounties Choir:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

Palin:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars

Mounties Choir:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars…?

Palin:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I were a girlie
Just like my dear papa

Mounties Choir:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra?!?
(The choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down.)


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