In Reply to: The hardest job in the world right now posted by DSCBruin on May 14, 2026 at 12:16:31
...Little Red Book.
Or use a Mad-Lib play card.
Anyway...who is going to fact-check the Chinese translator? JD Vance? If the translator tells Xi, "Trump's not making any sense", who's going to call him/her on it?
As a back up plan, I'd have these five trump-isms on speed dial just in case:
"I need a new ballroom"
"I won the election I lost"
"I reduced prices 1000%"
"I make love to Melania every night"
"There's nothing wrong with my cankles"