Epstein's supposed suicide note


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Posted by blindness on May 07, 2026 at 10:18:17

A judge released the note.

Transliteration:

They investigated me for month -- Found NOTHING!!!
So 15 year old charges
[something garbled. I've seen people say it's "results" but I'm not convinced]
It is a treat to be able to choose [another garbled word that I've seen people say is "one's" .. maybe] time to say goodbye.
Watcha want me to do -- Bust out cryin!!
NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!

Whose voice do you hear?
Me too. The only thing that's missing is a big burly guy saying "sir, this is the best suicide note ever" with tears in his eyes.

It's stunning that they think this would come across as a genuine suicide note. NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!! these are not thoughts of a man contemplating death.

I never thought Trump was involved in his death so directly. I thought he would have the good sense of plausible deniability or something. But then. Trump was never a smart man or someone able to objectively evaluate the world.



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