That Goldy Gopher is annoying. I hear he turns his head during the games to rile up the fan base or when they score a TD. There’s even a statue of him on campus and you can spin his head for good luck too. We should make sure the whole team visits the Goldy statue and spins that head counterclockwise for bad luck for them and good luck for us!
Will we win? They gave Indiana all they could handle but how good is Indiana? I think we are better but we shall see. There is a lot of cheating and fraud in Minnesota so I expect we will have some ref issues. Surely a little home cooking. we gotta be 14 points better than them to overcome that. And we gotta keep that damn gopher quiet.
GoBruins 36-23! When in doubt Gopher 2!