In Reply to: I love that commercial. posted by TheHappyBurgermeister on December 23, 2025 at 12:23:21
...in Fansville. He's got a contrarian/disident-esque/everyman nature. For example:
1. Pondering the big picture, he says "College Football is just a game" and his gf, Natalie, loses her shiit, declaring "You're crazy!" (Like Galileo and Copernicus, I guess.)
2. Given the chance to pull State's QB out of the maw of the Transfer Portal vortex/black hole, Grillmaster is unable to fully commit 100% of himself to the effort because he must reserve his right hand from the task because it is his "Dr. Pepper" hand...priorities, priorities. Is the Grillmaster a Tennessee fan???
3. The jilted lover...when Grillmaster confronts Natalie about her dalliance with a side-grill and asks what's he's lacking, she tells him "an onion volcano". (Ow...that's gotta hurt.) Trying to salvage some dignity, he retorts, "This is NATURAL, grrl!", protesting the side-grill's use of (urp) propane...to which she replies, "Tastes the same to me..."
Et tu, Natay? Et tu?