In Reply to: Re: In One Game, D’Anton Lynn Flat-Out Transformed $cum’s Wobbly D. posted by Deplorable on September 02, 2024 at 10:23:44
worthlessly draining down the precious supply of breathable air that I and others have to share with your CauliflowerBrain.
Now, of course, I also recognize that you are a pitiful ketchup & mustard fraud, whose ceiling in life is reminiscent of a bowel movement.
Lemme break this down and feel free to have the gerbil living in your underpants help you parse it in the hope of achieving brain synapse.
For the last two seasons, your Ponzi$chemeOnFigueroa was humiliatingly bad on D. Sorta comparable to your relative IQ standing on BZ. In those 2 most recent seasons, Fig Tech was as many standard deviations to the minus side of the ledger from $cum's normal total D standings, as you are from the genus homo sapiens.
Two yrs ago $cum ranked an embarrassing #105! in Total D out of 130 Div 1 teams!
Last yr the Be$tLittleWhorehou$eOnFigueroa ranked a humiliating #116! in Total D out of 130 Div 1 teams!
If the above isn't overwhelming that whoopie cushion between your ears, stomp your rear hooves.
Two yrs ago UCLA ranked #89 in total D.
Then, something happened last year when D'Anton Lynn arrived and, analogous to your receiving electroshock treatments on your protruding forehead, UCLA vaulted to an elite #10! in total D.
It was a masterful reupholstering of D schemes that didn't go unnoticed by a staggering Lincoln and a slew of other Div 1 coaches. It was like a transformation from a DiP$hit level of incompetency, to a back-to-back elite standing so far this season.
Lemme try to summarize, so that even your current diagnosis of brain syphilis can trudge thru the light of day:
Your knowledge of football couldn’t fill an ant’s rectal cavity.
Hope this helps, "Mr. I'm Out"
your pal,
NYB